dercreepmeiser:

Righteous Jams - Invasion

“Invasion used to be this band, but now we’re playin’ Righteous Jams!”

meoooooow

gpoy

absolutelyaida:

that’s so traumatizing like imagine if the shampoo on your head just never ended.

HAHAHAA DEAD OMG

GOD THESE ARE SWEET.

ladywankenobi:

By the end of this night I will have my little boy in my arms :) get ready for a spam of baby pictures.
xoxoxo

yahayahayahyah

I hate when people say rude things to my pets. Like just now someone who I wont name walked into my house and Dodge started barking..Obviously. That’s what he does when someone walks into his house and he doesn’t know who they are until he gets to the door and sniffs them. And this person said “Shut up dodge or Im gonna slap the shit out of you”. UM EXCUSE ME. I WILL SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 

Or like, one of my roommates used to call my cat a “fucking bitch” or a “fucking cunt” for no reason at all. I mean yeah my cat is a snobby little bitch, but she’s scared and hostile, and she can be really sweet when she doesnt have a dog chasing her around trying to sniff her booty hole. It’s not like she fucks shit up or scratches anyone.  I put an end to the name calling of my cat, because I wouldnt even be okay with my roommate talking about a person like that! That language is disgusting!!

ANYWHO IF YOU COME OVER AND ARE RUDE TO MY PETS. I WILL BE RUDE TO YOU. 

Even if I did try to start a new life and forget where Im from and who I was, It would be impossible because my mom and my sister constantly contact me to solve their problems. As if I fucking know anything about parenting.

This is driving me insane.

scornandritz:

#Thor totally thinks Phil’s first name is Agent

lightrunnerstyle:

Occupy Miami.

Naomi Nakazato